Every day, billions of dollars go to people who actually need it. We believe it's time for a change. You don't have to be struggling to receive.
Bert wakes up every morning. He makes coffee. He checks his phone. He is, by every conceivable metric, fine. And yet — he could always be doing a little better. That's where you come in.
*Bert is the overhead.
"Bert waits. Not for rescue. Just for, like, a little extra."
— The GiveBert Foundation™ Annual ReportFor just 69¢ a day, you can make no measurable difference in Bert's life. But he'll know. He'll know.
Billed as $21/month, which is somehow its own joke. Bert will not know who you are. He prefers it that way.
Give 69¢ a DayNo explanation. No newsletter. No follow-up. Ten dollars leaves your life and enters Bert's. That's the whole thing.
Just Give Bert $10Recurring. Like Bert's expenses. Cancel anytime, although Bert would prefer you didn't.
Sustain BertBert will think about you fondly for up to 45 seconds. Results not guaranteed. Fondness may vary.
Become a VisionaryAll donations are matched 0% by absolutely no one. Your gift stands alone. Like Bert.
Ethereum accepted with quiet dignity. No gas fee too small. No gesture too symbolic.
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ETH mainnet only. Double-check the address in your wallet before sending — Bert cannot un-lose your crypto.
"I gave Bert $10. Nothing changed. I'd do it again."
— Marcus, Ohio"Bert never thanked me. That's when I knew it was real."
— Denise, Florida"I sponsor a child overseas AND Bert. Bert emails less."
— Greg, Arizona"My therapist said I need boundaries. I gave Bert $10 instead. Same energy."
— Priya, California"I've donated monthly for a year. Bert is exactly as okay as when I started. That's consistency."
— Walt, Michigan"I asked what the money was for. Nobody answered. Five stars."
— Carol, TexasIndependently audited, internally, by Bert. Every allocation reviewed and approved by the beneficiary, who is also the reviewer.
Absolutely not.
Yes. That's the point. Bert is doing okay. He would simply also accept your money.
Zero. Bert is the overhead.
No. This is a parody, and every dollar goes directly to one (1) regular guy named Bert who is doing okay. You are giving a tip to a stranger on the internet. Knowing that, welcome.
Yes, anytime. Bert would prefer you didn't, but he understands. He always understands. That's his burden.
Statistically unlikely. Visionary-tier donors ($100+) may experience up to 45 seconds of fondness, remotely.
But somewhere out there, Bert is microwaving dinner for one, and your $10 could make that dinner... the same. But different, emotionally.
Give Bert $10Bert is still doing okay. That could change, but probably won't.
Give Bert $10